Weekender


On Saturday and Sunday I led an Artsadmin Weekender.



Here are some of the things we got up to:

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Jo hangs a sign, found in the gutter by the closing-down Women's Library, on the door of a nearby recently-opened lap-dancing club:

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In a vast frosty wasteland, cleared for a perpetually postponed skyscraper, Deb addresses the ambiguity of the HAND CAR WASH by asking them to WASH her HAND CAR:

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It's a quiet day, so they enthusiastically oblige:

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The high-pressure hose causes serious damage to one of the headlamps, but we pay them for their services nevertheless:

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On the rooftop of a multi-storey car park, soon to be swept away by a financial brokerage, Claire plays golf on the green:

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The other Weekenders survey the terrain:

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And Hannah has a big skip:



It's Jim's Birthday. Happy Birthday Jim. 

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His balloons intervene with the perpetual surveillance of the Congestion Charge border

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David's has the idea to insert a moment of antisocial behaviour..

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into an otherwise anodyne computer generated representation of a forthcoming luxury apartment complex:

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And as the sun sets, the Weekenders reinvent the Maersk logo

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by duct-taping me to a wall opposite the company's London headquarters:

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Our work here is done. What a busy Weekend. 

Die Shard

The laser show planned to mark the completion of The Shard tonight is nothing but a smokescreen.



Buried underground for millions of years, The Shard is, in fact, an alien artefact designed by evil extra-terrestrial insurgents to annihilate mankind. 

However, it's not too late to mount a massive international pre-emptive strike.

I shall be watching via wifi from the safety of an undisclosed deep-level tube platform. 

Tonight is our Independence Day.

Good Luck everyone!

,

Mister Pyrite

I recently ordered this:


And actually received this:


Can you spot the key difference?

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More to follow..